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THE LAWS OF INFINITE BULLSHIT

These are the laws by which all shittiness can be derived and sourced. These are fundamental truths of the universe. Only through consciousness can the negative attributes of these laws be offset.

  1. If something can be exploited then it will be
  2. If an exploit is made illegal then the law will be circumvented with rapidity directly proportional to profitability divided by difficulty in circumvention
  3. If you see that something appears profitable, but no one else is doing it, then you are either a pioneer or there's a good reason no one else is doing it that you haven't noticed yet.
  4. You are a slave trader or a slave. If you aren't trading slaves then you are the slave.
  5. Good intentions are extremely exploitable when naievely applied