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2023 Oraculations

This is the archive of daily oraculations. Forgive me if I have missed any days between now and whenever you are reading this. There are many items that devour my attention.
Days missed since November 10th, 2023: 3

December 31 police salvation look_it_up takes
December 30 love-blast slaying_the_anxiety-demon Ghost darling extra_work hilarious Kamina
December 29 illegal_immigrants mightiest garlic shitball_city
December 28 not_serious_enough sex eats_your_joy French_toast slumped_over
December 27 inexperienced Grimoire Angel dissociative_identity_disorder Yin_and_Yang biggest
December 26 second_sight braindead microwavable soul_theft second_sight Amazing grey_knight
December 25 ice_cream_snake Sorcerer tsundere classic
December 24 became_fertilizer virgin that's_so_fucking_metal charisma_score wildly_off_track ramen milk
December 23 look_South can't_escape haunting in_a_galaxy_far_far_away fear
December 22 have_a_good_ol_French_Revolution Purchase but_why
December 21 achieving_apotheosis acute right_answer a_few_decades defeat_the_Enemy fuck_yes
December 20 vikings yang_bong sound
December 19 Lovecraftian ancient poor big_magic World
December 18 Priest i_fucking_love_cocaine don't_get_greedy Procedure
December 17 won't_go_anywhere respect_my mazes
December 16 spontaneous_anxiety_explosion decay need_a_new_mantra learn_more_nen freaky_hyperspace_creatures Glorious
December 15, 2023 bones_of_a_deity but_the_soul_refused pleasant_village quasi-omnipotent a_few_years mystical powerful_mantra
December 14, 2023 knot fatal_blow God_did_it
December 13, 2023 sneezey i_fucking_love_cocaine the_past Orange vril plugged_up the_biggest_cannon
December 12, 2023
December 11, 2023 confused_ancestor_spirits weirdness_precipitation yang_bong reconfigure_your_face pure_hearted ANNIHILATED fully_finished
December 10, 2023 danger_harem worship_me look_right obsessive empty
December 9, 2023 Major pray pop_out_some_descendants
December 8, 2023 dominance_established tornado watching_it_burn you_little_shit obsessive so_romantic angry_ghosts
December 7, 2023 Montezuma's_Revenge Ancient_Atlantean_supertech Crown
December 6, 2023 the_origin_of_Weirdness scripture completely_real aluminum
December 5, 2023 LIGHTNING! hey_that's_pretty_good wildly_off_track eaten_by_a_dragon I_hate_this
December 4, 2023 I_see_dumb_people Unstoppable time_for_upgrades
December 3, 2023 a_few_weeks Priest plugged_up pure_weirdness 50_IQ
December 2, 2023 Merlin unrequited friendship_is_actually_magic alien self-immolation Castle in-group
December 1, 2023 jalapeno makes_too_much_sense melt_your_face saintly
November 30, 2023 whip wish_granted the_pen_is_mightier 50_IQ Gold
November 29, 2023 fireflies Pope Anti-pope shower_of_light look_it_up ancient Sorcerer
November 28, 2023 chopping_block Soldier hyperspace a_moment_of_glory spill_it_all_out just_plain_nice
November 27, 2023 pure_weirdness artificial daijoubu_desu_ka? luminous_beings tortoise
November 26, 2023 befriends little_bro exultation chungus metal_magic yelling
November 25, 2023 fatal full_ahegao serotonin_dispenser incarnation The_Federation
November 24, 2023 uniquely_terrible one_with_the_Universe speed_up Master super_dee_duper partner_up pure_weirdness
November 23, 2023 abomination look_backward achieving_apotheosis experience extremely_unwholesome weird_disease broke
November 22, 2023
November 21, 2023 totally_bizarre deep_fried filled_with_awe fake_Illuminatti refusing_harder Chaotic_Good flocks_of_stupid_birds
November 20, 2023
November 19, 2023 Death vaporized it_is_what_it_is
November 18, 2023 spilling_my_spaghetti water_magic dmt pear
November 17, 2023 super_dee_duper look_down bad_at_math All-Might
November 16, 2023 Deus_Ex_Machina spine fae_folk Holy bring_it_on tortoise snek
November 15, 2023 gravity_magic softly_slaps building_a_stronger_tower_this_time The_Necronomicon Unification dishwasher
November 14, 2023 James_Bond bad_touch surgical_chimera not_very_exciting Cthulhu Superego
November 13, 2023 experience your_face break_it_so_you_can_fix_it ocean-sized God's_quantum_love innocence_restored
November 12, 2023 shooting_lightning_out_of_my_hands_like_a_boss just_stop experienced burning_from forgiveness seduction karma_is_cosmic_respect
November 11, 2023 un-wholesome psychic_phone_charger casual pair_up experiencing Violet blackmail_for_chicken_nuggets
November 10, 2023 vocaloid good_girl extraordinary Home unenlightened eat_the_rich