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2024 Oraculations

This is the archive of daily oraculations. Forgive me if I have missed any days between now and whenever you are reading this. There are many items that devour my attention.
Days missed since January 1st, 2024 that were my fault: 2
Days missed since January 1st, 2024 that were not my fault: 3

February 27, 2024 relatable chain-lightning White
February 26, 2024 police
February 25, 2024 breathing
February 24, 2024
February 23, 2024 elves_are_stretchy
February 22, 2024 completely_legal thunder dont_put_it_in_the_woodchipper manhandling_Megumin you_know_what's_coming Atlantis multicultural_state
February 21, 2024 sticky_slope please look_South giant_burger ventral streaming Glorious
February 20, 2024 I_love_you Troublesome presence uniquely_derivative sortserer saint
February 19, 2024 nice_shot golden ice_cream_sundae
February 18, 2024 immortal Life existing not_my_fault sincere cosmic_disrespect
February 17, 2024 centaur angry_ghosts soul_magic be_more_careful make_you_happy delet_this gonna_blast
February 16, 2024 ramen Strange blackmail_for_chicken_nuggets ubermensch food_for_your_soul
February 15, 2024 spooky_mansion overly_accepting moderately you're
February 14, 2024 Rabbit locked_out plane Biggus_Dickus
February 13, 2024 sorcerous [madness_intensifies] deredere kundalini invitation
February 12, 2024 or [madness_intensifies] catching_Pokemon deeply_disturbing
February 11, 2024 Angry Screen scent
February 10, 2024 Cruel the_perfect_amount_of_heart an_even_more_accurate_oracle getting_unlimited_breadsticks_from_IHOP Dreamer
February 9, 2024 magnetism_magic from_the_abyss small
February 8, 2024 buttery theory_of break_it_so_you_can_fix_it assets that's_so_fucking_metal Dry
February 7, 2024 zen Shield magic_crystal I'm_coming_for_you dumbo locked_up gravity_magic
February 6, 2024 The_Cardassians raises a_few_decades deeply_disturbing
February 5, 2024 one_more_thing Tesla pray psychological_torture turning_demons_into_keychains
February 4, 2024 snap_it it's_so_beautiful auto-erotic assets slumped_over weird_disease
February 3, 2024 rushed dont_put_it_in_the_woodchipper turtle
February 2, 2024 ominous cahootz suffer_for_me
February 1, 2024
January 31, 2024 a_nice_day_for_once The_Light_Side raises one unified salvation
January 30, 2024 The quantum random number source was down for this day, and as such I could not generate the proper quantum oraculation. My apologies.
January 29, 2024 The quantum random number source was down for this day, and as such I could not generate the proper quantum oraculation. My apologies.
January 28, 2024 The quantum random number source was down for this day, and as such I could not generate the proper quantum oraculation. My apologies.
January 27, 2024 Troublesome Ego totally_abominable smoothie experience Multiverse
January 26, 2024 subconscious I_see_you The_God_Machine temptation
January 25, 2024 half-god hot_fuck overthrow_the_big_shots
January 24, 2024 Dad middle_of_nowhere Spartan Soviets derpy_eyes soft
January 23, 2024 Hero cheeky_breeky Joyous dominance_established ugly Universe
January 22, 2024 Hero die 10/10 Monster freedom
January 21, 2024 locked_in_my_basement tentacles a_better_version_of I'm_on_it
January 20, 2024 low_morale stockholm_syndrome going_feral start_a_war not_serious_enough full_ahegao
January 19, 2024 fearful_ghosts howl_at_the_moon hungry_for_blood the_Other_World ominous irony_poisoning mortal
January 18, 2024 divines less_than_nothing tired_of_this_shit
January 17, 2024 with abusing_the_Oracle put_it_in_the_grinder spill_it_all_out can't_escape
January 16, 2024 evil_eye high_technology you_little_shit love-blast fake_it_until_you_make_it corked_up Chaotic_Tendencies
January 15, 2024 [villainous_laughter] throw_it_away look_West Indigo
January 14, 2024 zen what Man ocean-sized
January 13, 2024 your_darling loosey_goosey temptation Orange dopamine_dispenser inconcievable
January 12, 2024 Daughter please_repeat acid conscious
January 11, 2024 bad_at_math enabled bringing_salvation
January 10, 2024 Woman don't_break_it antagonist totally_illegal
January 9, 2024 big_think banned maybe refusing_harder us look_South
January 8, 2024 All-Might you're liar the_perfect_amount_of_heart refill energy
January 7, 2024 muscle_power True snap_it pray_harder darling
January 6, 2024 unaccepting Rooster leave_a_message speed_up throw_Megumin_at_it evading_doom uncomfortable
January 5, 2024 dxm too_scared Occultist extra_spooky slightly_mortal metal
January 4, 2024 I_see_you became_fertilizer second_sight an_omen
January 3, 2024 be_fruitful_and_multiply grouchy Druid
January 2, 2024 50_IQ disembodied phalanx_formation Lawful_Neutral nowhere
January 1, 2024 four_eyes very_acidic baka

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