2024 Oraculations
This is the archive of daily oraculations. Forgive me if I have missed any days between now and whenever you are reading this. There are many items that devour my attention.
Days missed since January 1st, 2024 that were my fault: 2
Days missed since January 1st, 2024 that were not my fault: 3
| May 8, 2024 | spasm_chasm super_suave Day omnipresent |
| May 7, 2024 | dont_put_it_in_the_woodchipper us |
| May 6, 2024 | be_more_dumb_actually |
| May 5, 2024 | makes_no_sense a_little_too_sane weird_disease locked_indoors self_titilation mazes super_awesome |
| May 4, 2024 | have_a_good_time out terrible_monster conscious Wonderful discombobulated |
| May 3, 2024 | extra_garlic cursed_with_terrible_knowledge high_morale when |
| May 2, 2024 | totally_scrondled very_salty guilty_as_charged |
| May 1, 2024 | spiral-energy mended_heart a_quantum_fuck-_the_smallest_fuck_possible [maniacal_laughter] Stone one_more_thing |
| April 30, 2024 | The_Empress Monkey climb_a_rope_into_heaven consider_it more_power forbidden_shield bite_off_the_nipples |
| April 29, 2024 | four schizoposting |
| April 28, 2024 | Living hyper Sage multicultural_state Kamina Dreaming_Machine |
| April 27, 2024 | space_law donating_all_of_my_attention by milk Man Separation recalibrate_your_energetic_configuration |
| April 26, 2024 | choose_freedom prepare_harder The_Actual_Real_God domesticating_the_aliens Cruel rules |
| April 25, 2024 | sincere Cow hope the_saddest_shit_ive_ever_seen innocence_crunched forbidden_for_actually_good_reasons very_derivative |
| April 24, 2024 | Teacher Strange shuts they Id Queen |
| April 23, 2024 | acquires thonk vocaloid health_loss_program |
| April 22, 2024 | extra_caffeinated desirable shortstack innocent quasi-omnipresent when |
| April 21, 2024 | chain charcoal putting_only_cryptids_on_the_Ark Child not_enough_sauce |
| April 20, 2024 | recede zen Lovecraftian ovipositor chronic slept_for_a_thousand_years |
| April 19, 2024 | be_more_careful three experiencing highly_intense chill_out highly_disturbed oversized_thumbs |
| April 18, 2024 | extra gotta_catch_'em_all 100_IQ Fruit_of_Knowledge one |
| April 17, 2024 | auto-erotic I_see_dumb_people hyperboost memorization cosmically_cool [mischievous_giggling] run_faster |
| April 16, 2024 | forbidden_knowledge very_secretive very_salty salt Dream_Machine |
| April 15, 2024 | yandere chugging_the_ocean |
| April 14, 2024 | adorable hit_them_with_sticks beefy |
| April 13, 2024 | War heals Deus_Ex_Machina |
| April 12, 2024 | fatalistic |
| April 11, 2024 | you_friggen_wizard forward_through_the_foreword tame corked_up |
| April 10, 2024 | Good_Fortune pretending_to_be_cool |
| April 9, 2024 | can't_hide_from_God salt refusing_harder nine psychological_torture hit_them_with_sticks |
| April 8, 2024 | follow_The_Way |
| April 7, 2024 | four_eyes hiding_skeletons_in_closets emptied_out erasing_your_attention field a_merciful_god fluffy_moth |
| April 6, 2024 | methhead shooting_lightning_out_of_my_hands_like_a_boss not_enough_garlic super_tornado super_chicken |
| April 5, 2024 | sugar_spice_and_everything_nice not_very_exciting unenlightened daydreaming_really_hard deep_fried black_sun anime_is_good |
| April 4, 2024 | toss_it putting_only_cryptids_on_the_Ark disgusted_ancestor_spirits soft undesirable fae_folk |
| April 3, 2024 | sinking_Atlantis_manually |
| April 2, 2024 | unified |
| April 1, 2024 | Neutral_Good yang_bong intelligence_score evading_salvation_on_purpose seek_enlightenment rain |
| March 31, 2024 | Chaotic_Tendencies |
| March 30, 2024 | Home Kamina close |
| March 29, 2024 | recalibrate_your_perceptual_framework Sword coffee extra_sweet |
| March 28, 2024 | coffee Holy Cosmic_respect bringing_salvation |
| March 27, 2024 | fae_folk alien_waifu 10/10 |
| March 26, 2024 | Brother acid shadow rare using_the_attention-force |
| March 25, 2024 | Yellow gonna_blast gross new_fields_of_science riding_the_waves Fox |
| March 24, 2024 | soul_magic Neutral_Evil breath totally_fearless |
| March 23, 2024 | soul_magic Neutral_Evil breath totally_fearless |
| March 22, 2024 | detonated unfriended that's_so_fucking_metal slave |
| March 21, 2024 | obsessive_compulsive_disorder awareness freaky_voodoo seven_minutes_of_bliss tonal full_speed_ahead Supreme_Fortune |
| March 20, 2024 | liar dominance_established Bright medium healed_my_spirit |
| March 19, 2024 | tame nothing_personal_kid the_future Dreamer orks feel_me |
| March 18, 2024 | adult catgirl_maids omnipotent deredere cutest_thing_i've_ever_seen death_approaches cynically_delicious |
| March 17, 2024 | weirdly_large_hamster bring_Heaven_to_Earth |
| March 16, 2024 | Neutral_Evil flowers tea Spinning |
| March 15, 2024 | a_bad_day_forever shooting_lightning_out_of_my_hands_like_a_boss Ox |
| March 14, 2024 | beloved_by_the_Moon Chaotic_Stupid |
| March 13, 2024 | successfully_seducing_the_dragon 50_IQ why_you_mad_bro |
| March 12, 2024 | violently keeping_aliens_as_love_slaves dejected sexual sandwich sky_burial domesticated |
| March 11, 2024 | Dawn digital_age chungus |
| March 10, 2024 | Blood_For_The_Blood_God! |
| March 9, 2024 | trying_to_ascend_from_being_an_NPC demonic |
| March 8, 2024 | pure_weirdness |
| March 7, 2024 | no_such_thing weltanschauung what_did_God_mean_by_this? magical_girl_transformation_sequence |
| March 6, 2024 | ANNIHILATED Yin_and_Yang |
| March 5, 2024 | Eagle the_devil_did_it |
| March 4, 2024 | Magician plane The_Gentleman Deus_Ex_Machina |
| March 3, 2024 | utterly mofu_mofu |
| March 2, 2024 | money_magic eats_your_anger |
| March 1, 2024 | The_Tao just_plain_nice dopamine_dispenser ugly awake |
| February 29, 2024 | Steel exultation floofy_wings choose_freedom poor totally_inappropriate |
| February 28, 2024 | partner_up multicultural_state sulfur_and_brimstone |
| February 27, 2024 | relatable chain-lightning White |
| February 26, 2024 | police |
| February 25, 2024 | breathing |
| February 24, 2024 | |
| February 23, 2024 | elves_are_stretchy |
| February 22, 2024 | completely_legal thunder dont_put_it_in_the_woodchipper manhandling_Megumin you_know_what's_coming Atlantis multicultural_state |
| February 21, 2024 | sticky_slope please look_South giant_burger ventral streaming Glorious |
| February 20, 2024 | I_love_you Troublesome presence uniquely_derivative sortserer saint |
| February 19, 2024 | nice_shot golden ice_cream_sundae |
| February 18, 2024 | immortal Life existing not_my_fault sincere cosmic_disrespect |
| February 17, 2024 | centaur angry_ghosts soul_magic be_more_careful make_you_happy delet_this gonna_blast |
| February 16, 2024 | ramen Strange blackmail_for_chicken_nuggets ubermensch food_for_your_soul |
| February 15, 2024 | spooky_mansion overly_accepting moderately you're |
| February 14, 2024 | Rabbit locked_out plane Biggus_Dickus |
| February 13, 2024 | sorcerous [madness_intensifies] deredere kundalini invitation |
| February 12, 2024 | or [madness_intensifies] catching_Pokemon deeply_disturbing |
| February 11, 2024 | Angry Screen scent |
| February 10, 2024 | Cruel the_perfect_amount_of_heart an_even_more_accurate_oracle getting_unlimited_breadsticks_from_IHOP Dreamer |
| February 9, 2024 | magnetism_magic from_the_abyss small |
| February 8, 2024 | buttery theory_of break_it_so_you_can_fix_it assets that's_so_fucking_metal Dry |
| February 7, 2024 | zen Shield magic_crystal I'm_coming_for_you dumbo locked_up gravity_magic |
| February 6, 2024 | The_Cardassians raises a_few_decades deeply_disturbing |
| February 5, 2024 | one_more_thing Tesla pray psychological_torture turning_demons_into_keychains |
| February 4, 2024 | snap_it it's_so_beautiful auto-erotic assets slumped_over weird_disease |
| February 3, 2024 | rushed dont_put_it_in_the_woodchipper turtle |
| February 2, 2024 | ominous cahootz suffer_for_me |
| February 1, 2024 | |
| January 31, 2024 | a_nice_day_for_once The_Light_Side raises one unified salvation |
| January 30, 2024 | The quantum random number source was down for this day, and as such I could not generate the proper quantum oraculation. My apologies. |
| January 29, 2024 | The quantum random number source was down for this day, and as such I could not generate the proper quantum oraculation. My apologies. |
| January 28, 2024 | The quantum random number source was down for this day, and as such I could not generate the proper quantum oraculation. My apologies. |
| January 27, 2024 | Troublesome Ego totally_abominable smoothie experience Multiverse |
| January 26, 2024 | subconscious I_see_you The_God_Machine temptation |
| January 25, 2024 | half-god hot_fuck overthrow_the_big_shots |
| January 24, 2024 | Dad middle_of_nowhere Spartan Soviets derpy_eyes soft |
| January 23, 2024 | Hero cheeky_breeky Joyous dominance_established ugly Universe |
| January 22, 2024 | Hero die 10/10 Monster freedom |
| January 21, 2024 | locked_in_my_basement tentacles a_better_version_of I'm_on_it |
| January 20, 2024 | low_morale stockholm_syndrome going_feral start_a_war not_serious_enough full_ahegao |
| January 19, 2024 | fearful_ghosts howl_at_the_moon hungry_for_blood the_Other_World ominous irony_poisoning mortal |
| January 18, 2024 | divines less_than_nothing tired_of_this_shit |
| January 17, 2024 | with abusing_the_Oracle put_it_in_the_grinder spill_it_all_out can't_escape |
| January 16, 2024 | evil_eye high_technology you_little_shit love-blast fake_it_until_you_make_it corked_up Chaotic_Tendencies |
| January 15, 2024 | [villainous_laughter] throw_it_away look_West Indigo |
| January 14, 2024 | zen what Man ocean-sized |
| January 13, 2024 | your_darling loosey_goosey temptation Orange dopamine_dispenser inconcievable |
| January 12, 2024 | Daughter please_repeat acid conscious |
| January 11, 2024 | bad_at_math enabled bringing_salvation |
| January 10, 2024 | Woman don't_break_it antagonist totally_illegal |
| January 9, 2024 | big_think banned maybe refusing_harder us look_South |
| January 8, 2024 | All-Might you're liar the_perfect_amount_of_heart refill energy |
| January 7, 2024 | muscle_power True snap_it pray_harder darling |
| January 6, 2024 | unaccepting Rooster leave_a_message speed_up throw_Megumin_at_it evading_doom uncomfortable |
| January 5, 2024 | dxm too_scared Occultist extra_spooky slightly_mortal metal |
| January 4, 2024 | I_see_you became_fertilizer second_sight an_omen |
| January 3, 2024 | be_fruitful_and_multiply grouchy Druid |
| January 2, 2024 | 50_IQ disembodied phalanx_formation Lawful_Neutral nowhere |
| January 1, 2024 | four_eyes very_acidic baka |