2025 Oraculations
This is the archive of daily oraculations. Forgive me if I have missed any days between now and whenever you are reading this. There are many items that devour my attention.
Days missed since January 1st, 2024 that were my fault: 9
Days missed since January 1st, 2024 that were not my fault: 0
| April 19, 2025 | trapped cannot_tell_a_lie seventy-seven The_Romulans wrath |
| April 18, 2025 | The_Ultimate_Sword_Technique assemblage_point_manipulation metallic |
| April 17, 2025 | the_Energy_Paradigm if_it_ain't_broke_don't_fix_it just_another Rocket unnecessarily_guilty |
| April 16, 2025 | |
| April 15, 2025 | |
| April 14, 2025 | brutalize Glorious tears_of_God Dove |
| April 13, 2025 | won't_go_anywhere forbidden_for_dumb_reasons computery absolutely_rejected Twilight pure_hearted |
| April 12, 2025 | wet_and_slippy turning_demons_into_keychains afterlife_vacation big_brain lowers Tesla we're Master |
| April 11, 2025 | bigger_cannon demon needs_a_shower Wonderful Vampire can't_fault_ya strawberry |
| April 10, 2025 | sigh_of_relief fuck_the_fucking_fuckers the_Blue_Blur |
| April 9, 2025 | burning awesome look_backward deep_fried ice I'm_coming_for_you |
| April 7, 2025 | built_a_house_in_the_abyss |
| April 6, 2025 | drop_the_bass 0/10 Tower dopamine_dispenser scripture knock_it_down causal |
| April 5, 2025 | The_Constitution loot_and_shoot spaghetti forbidden_knowledge Battle take_the_blue_pill |
| April 4, 2025 | assembling_a_way_worse_world spooky_waifu middle_of_nowhere somehow_hidden_from_God Platinum |
| April 3, 2025 | using_telekinesis_to_win_at_roulette In_The_Zone jalapeno normified not_enough_garlic |
| April 2, 2025 | bones_of_a_deity kidnapping_fae_for_your_harem slender_hips too_much_sauce elves shitty_memory not_enough_garlic friendship_is_actually_magic |
| April 1, 2025 | illegal_immigrants disturbingly_wholesome this_is_illegal_you_know choose_life 10/10 turning_demons_into_keychains The_Weird |
| March 31, 2025 | |
| March 30, 2025 | reaches screaming_to_the_heavens genetically_engineered_catgirls_for_domestic_ownership tower_of_God overly_anxious Skulls_For_The_Skull_Throne! |
| March 29, 2025 | catch_me_if_you_can vril slightly_mortal lmao_Kazuma |
| March 28, 2025 | |
| March 27, 2025 | |
| March 26, 2025 | loot_and_shoot long_legs |
| March 25, 2025 | a_thousand_lasguns |
| March 24, 2025 | Cup it's_been_a_long_day too_much_unnecessary_lore |
| March 23, 2025 | divines uncooked or forgive_but_don't_forget a_ghost_all_along |
| March 22, 2025 | leaving_the_skeletons_on_the_kitchen_table slippery_slope acting_like insufficient_gas thicc a_wrathful_god old_monster Buddha |
| March 21, 2025 | |
| March 20, 2025 | ride every_concievable_idea floppy |
| March 19, 2025 | |
| March 18, 2025 | golden pleasant_village start_a_war death_magic kinda_retarded broken |
| March 17, 2025 | by mystic_pentagrams their |
| March 16, 2025 | violent radioactive weirdly_soft glow-in-the-dark brain_transplant Rocket |
| March 15, 2025 | robot semi-mandatory hentai bossing_around_my_inner_demons put_a_hole_in_his_skull baka_hentai! |
| March 14, 2025 | innocence melody |
| March 13, 2025 | vocaloid Fruit_of_Life shadow-realm caffeine |
| March 12, 2025 | 50_IQ anime_girls_are_stretchy unrealistic unified |
| March 11, 2025 | demotivated big The_Vedas learn_more_nen toss_it automated_soul_dispenser taken_care_of |
| March 10, 2025 | catching_Pokemon ancestors hiding_skeletons_in_closets a_wizard_did_it |
| March 9, 2025 | but_the_soul_refused this_is_illegal_you_know mazes Wizard ominous |
| March 8, 2025 | mostly_real feelings karma_is_bullshit not_enough_garlic Eagle Yellow |
| March 7, 2025 | nonphysical Sage streaming spiritual_fractures hittin'_dat_vape Filthy_Frank God's_sense_of_humor |
| March 6, 2025 | sorry_about_that The_Ferengi turbo_cursed |
| March 5, 2025 | virginity feelings Multiverse Clean_Frank holy_chef |
| March 4, 2025 | Dreamer perfectly_cooked cleanup_crew cool_crystal deep getting_unlimited_breadsticks_from_IHOP |
| March 3, 2025 | get_mad TIME_FOR_VENGEANCE! bringing_doom unfriended mandatory_suffering_time crispy_crunchy_bones |
| March 2, 2025 | firehead |
| March 1, 2025 | Man disabled mind_magic |
| February 28, 2025 | good_girl friendship_is_actually_magic supreme_cosmic_consciousness I_will_pray_for_you |
| February 27, 2025 | powerful_mantra it's_alright_now 75_IQ grand water people recalibrate_your_perceptual_framework I_love_it |
| February 26, 2025 | helpful_dragon Chaotic_Tendencies eats_your_fears |
| February 25, 2025 | Green redhead personal_mental_assistant anti-normal extremely_extra beloved_by_the_Sun beloved_by_the_Moon the_Path_of_Power |
| February 24, 2025 | no_such_thing Sorcerer's_Speed sad_face Lawful_Good Grandfather shortstack |
| February 23, 2025 | little_bro shitty apologize magical_girl sapient wonder |
| February 22, 2025 | please_don't pear |
| February 21, 2025 | spikes Joyous punching_trees_to_get_wood obsessive bring_Heaven_to_Earth |
| February 20, 2025 | 125_IQ Hatsune_Miku shrine-master pair |
| February 19, 2025 | assets Tree Raja_The_King_Snake Angel |
| February 18, 2025 | from_the_depths illegal_magic in-group Stringy fatalistic brutalize dissociated |
| February 17, 2025 | forgive_and_forget knocking_over_a_tower |
| February 16, 2025 | Weak_Success worship_me |
| February 15, 2025 | Woman start_a_war chaos Tomorrowland livelihood The_Trinity a_thousand_lasguns trash |
| February 14, 2025 | the_Energy_Paradigm raven-haired pointy_ears |
| February 13, 2025 | evil_chef bad_touch your_darling [mischievous_giggling] |
| February 12, 2025 | |
| February 11, 2025 | go_outside_for_once artificial_sweetener tune Star half_dragon short_beard a_planetful_of_sane_people |
| February 10, 2025 | hungry_for_blood it_keeps_happening the_absolute_madman yin_bong reasonable_normal_space Dreamdrive Shield highly_disturbed |
| February 9, 2025 | Cousin |
| February 8, 2025 | irony_detox yang_bong |
| February 7, 2025 | filling_subspace_with_sand the_Void_is_full |
| February 6, 2025 | slaving_away don't_break_it |
| February 5, 2025 | inner_demons it's_been_a_long_day mind_control ethnostate |
| February 4, 2025 | rushed absorbing_the_power |
| February 3, 2025 | your yang_bong |
| February 2, 2025 | gonna_blast |
| February 1, 2025 | knocking_over_a_tower Tree ugly psychic_phone_charger tongue demonic secrets tortoise |
| January 31, 2025 | me Treasure water |
| January 30, 2025 | Yellow Chaotic_Neutral |
| January 29, 2025 | Queen opposable_thumbs Leaping playing_pretend sapient |
| January 28, 2025 | acting_like the_Power_Paradigm break_it_so_you_can_fix_it accountable_to_none my_darling going_on_a_raid new_fields_of_science |
| January 27, 2025 | funderful make_him_happy God's_Will Powerful_Victory cut_it_out luminous_beings seed |
| January 26, 2025 | you_little_shit tentacles Knife cute_nipples us youthful can't_wake_up very_derivative |
| January 25, 2025 | entering_hyperspace assembling_a_better_world |
| January 24, 2025 | fae_folk Good_Fortune extra_fluffy extra_work |
| January 23, 2025 | don't_eat_the_rich_they_taste_bad long_legs |
| January 22, 2025 | assembling_another_world |
| January 21, 2025 | fun cheeseburger totally_wild wildly_off_track I_love_it |
| January 20, 2025 | uncooked un-united explosion fire_up_the_woodchipper this_side |
| January 19, 2025 | shower_of_light you_won't_see_it_coming extra_soupy soul_crystallization |
| January 18, 2025 | sacred_lotus |
| January 17, 2025 | Journey Home they're experience Secret_Nazi_occult_stuff can't_expect_God_to_do_all_the_work actual_real_psychic_phenomena |
| January 16, 2025 | fox artificial_sweetener |
| January 15, 2025 | sauce maybe not_an_argument lsd your apologize |
| January 14, 2025 | self_titilation Biggus_Dickus powerful_juices brutalize scripture Angry |
| January 13, 2025 | defeat_the_Enemy busy_just_trying_to_exist slumped_over be_fruitful_and_multiply entering_hyperspace |
| January 12, 2025 | Buddha purchase_attention uncomfortable clean |
| January 11, 2025 | catch_me_if_you_can too_ironic odd_in_an_odd_way plowing_fields black_knight actually_trustworthy lamia |
| January 10, 2025 | Vampire insufficient_minerals 100_IQ a_few_days |
| January 9, 2025 | |
| January 8, 2025 | eat_the_rich |
| January 7, 2025 | Songbird |
| January 6, 2025 | Sage can't_escape extra_sweet kundalini three |
| January 5, 2025 | penguin invade glow-in-the-dark experience daydreaming_really_hard |
| January 4, 2025 | Freud_was_right_about_you too_many_skeletons_in_the_closet totally_zen kicking_over_a_sandcastle gravity_magic aint_got_no_aesthetic |
| January 3, 2025 | :heart: blowing_fat_clouds psychological_torture |
| January 2, 2025 | dildo obsessive_compulsive_disorder peaceful_giant totally_normie tame seven_minutes_of_bliss |
| January 1, 2025 |