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2025 Oraculations

This is the archive of daily oraculations. Forgive me if I have missed any days between now and whenever you are reading this. There are many items that devour my attention.
Days missed since January 1st, 2024 that were my fault: 3
Days missed since January 1st, 2024 that were not my fault: 0

February 21, 2025 spikes Joyous punching_trees_to_get_wood obsessive bring_Heaven_to_Earth
February 20, 2025 125_IQ Hatsune_Miku shrine-master pair
February 19, 2025 assets Tree Raja_The_King_Snake Angel
February 18, 2025 from_the_depths illegal_magic in-group Stringy fatalistic brutalize dissociated
February 17, 2025 forgive_and_forget knocking_over_a_tower
February 16, 2025 Weak_Success worship_me
February 15, 2025 Woman start_a_war chaos Tomorrowland livelihood The_Trinity a_thousand_lasguns trash
February 14, 2025 the_Energy_Paradigm raven-haired pointy_ears
February 13, 2025 evil_chef bad_touch your_darling [mischievous_giggling]
February 12, 2025
February 11, 2025 go_outside_for_once artificial_sweetener tune Star half_dragon short_beard a_planetful_of_sane_people
February 10, 2025 hungry_for_blood it_keeps_happening the_absolute_madman yin_bong reasonable_normal_space Dreamdrive Shield highly_disturbed
February 9, 2025 Cousin
February 8, 2025 irony_detox yang_bong
February 7, 2025 filling_subspace_with_sand the_Void_is_full
February 6, 2025 slaving_away don't_break_it
February 5, 2025 inner_demons it's_been_a_long_day mind_control ethnostate
February 4, 2025 rushed absorbing_the_power
February 3, 2025 your yang_bong
February 2, 2025 gonna_blast
February 1, 2025 knocking_over_a_tower Tree ugly psychic_phone_charger tongue demonic secrets tortoise
January 31, 2025 me Treasure water
January 30, 2025 Yellow Chaotic_Neutral
January 29, 2025 Queen opposable_thumbs Leaping playing_pretend sapient
January 28, 2025 acting_like the_Power_Paradigm break_it_so_you_can_fix_it accountable_to_none my_darling going_on_a_raid new_fields_of_science
January 27, 2025 funderful make_him_happy God's_Will Powerful_Victory cut_it_out luminous_beings seed
January 26, 2025 you_little_shit tentacles Knife cute_nipples us youthful can't_wake_up very_derivative
January 25, 2025 entering_hyperspace assembling_a_better_world
January 24, 2025 fae_folk Good_Fortune extra_fluffy extra_work
January 23, 2025 don't_eat_the_rich_they_taste_bad long_legs
January 22, 2025 assembling_another_world
January 21, 2025 fun cheeseburger totally_wild wildly_off_track I_love_it
January 20, 2025 uncooked un-united explosion fire_up_the_woodchipper this_side
January 19, 2025 shower_of_light you_won't_see_it_coming extra_soupy soul_crystallization
January 18, 2025 sacred_lotus
January 17, 2025 Journey Home they're experience Secret_Nazi_occult_stuff can't_expect_God_to_do_all_the_work actual_real_psychic_phenomena
January 16, 2025 fox artificial_sweetener
January 15, 2025 sauce maybe not_an_argument lsd your apologize
January 14, 2025 self_titilation Biggus_Dickus powerful_juices brutalize scripture Angry
January 13, 2025 defeat_the_Enemy busy_just_trying_to_exist slumped_over be_fruitful_and_multiply entering_hyperspace
January 12, 2025 Buddha purchase_attention uncomfortable clean
January 11, 2025 catch_me_if_you_can too_ironic odd_in_an_odd_way plowing_fields black_knight actually_trustworthy lamia
January 10, 2025 Vampire insufficient_minerals 100_IQ a_few_days
January 9, 2025
January 8, 2025 eat_the_rich
January 7, 2025 Songbird
January 6, 2025 Sage can't_escape extra_sweet kundalini three
January 5, 2025 penguin invade glow-in-the-dark experience daydreaming_really_hard
January 4, 2025 Freud_was_right_about_you too_many_skeletons_in_the_closet totally_zen kicking_over_a_sandcastle gravity_magic aint_got_no_aesthetic
January 3, 2025 :heart: blowing_fat_clouds psychological_torture
January 2, 2025 dildo obsessive_compulsive_disorder peaceful_giant totally_normie tame seven_minutes_of_bliss
January 1, 2025

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