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2025 Oraculations

This is the archive of daily oraculations. Forgive me if I have missed any days between now and whenever you are reading this. There are many items that devour my attention.
Days missed since January 1st, 2024 that were my fault: 7
Days missed since January 1st, 2024 that were not my fault: 0

March 30, 2025 reaches screaming_to_the_heavens genetically_engineered_catgirls_for_domestic_ownership tower_of_God overly_anxious Skulls_For_The_Skull_Throne!
March 29, 2025 catch_me_if_you_can vril slightly_mortal lmao_Kazuma
March 28, 2025
March 27, 2025
March 26, 2025 loot_and_shoot long_legs
March 25, 2025 a_thousand_lasguns
March 24, 2025 Cup it's_been_a_long_day too_much_unnecessary_lore
March 23, 2025 divines uncooked or forgive_but_don't_forget a_ghost_all_along
March 22, 2025 leaving_the_skeletons_on_the_kitchen_table slippery_slope acting_like insufficient_gas thicc a_wrathful_god old_monster Buddha
March 21, 2025
March 20, 2025 ride every_concievable_idea floppy
March 19, 2025
March 18, 2025 golden pleasant_village start_a_war death_magic kinda_retarded broken
March 17, 2025 by mystic_pentagrams their
March 16, 2025 violent radioactive weirdly_soft glow-in-the-dark brain_transplant Rocket
March 15, 2025 robot semi-mandatory hentai bossing_around_my_inner_demons put_a_hole_in_his_skull baka_hentai!
March 14, 2025 innocence melody
March 13, 2025 vocaloid Fruit_of_Life shadow-realm caffeine
March 12, 2025 50_IQ anime_girls_are_stretchy unrealistic unified
March 11, 2025 demotivated big The_Vedas learn_more_nen toss_it automated_soul_dispenser taken_care_of
March 10, 2025 catching_Pokemon ancestors hiding_skeletons_in_closets a_wizard_did_it
March 9, 2025 but_the_soul_refused this_is_illegal_you_know mazes Wizard ominous
March 8, 2025 mostly_real feelings karma_is_bullshit not_enough_garlic Eagle Yellow
March 7, 2025 nonphysical Sage streaming spiritual_fractures hittin'_dat_vape Filthy_Frank God's_sense_of_humor
March 6, 2025 sorry_about_that The_Ferengi turbo_cursed
March 5, 2025 virginity feelings Multiverse Clean_Frank holy_chef
March 4, 2025 Dreamer perfectly_cooked cleanup_crew cool_crystal deep getting_unlimited_breadsticks_from_IHOP
March 3, 2025 get_mad TIME_FOR_VENGEANCE! bringing_doom unfriended mandatory_suffering_time crispy_crunchy_bones
March 2, 2025 firehead
March 1, 2025 Man disabled mind_magic
February 28, 2025 good_girl friendship_is_actually_magic supreme_cosmic_consciousness I_will_pray_for_you
February 27, 2025 powerful_mantra it's_alright_now 75_IQ grand water people recalibrate_your_perceptual_framework I_love_it
February 26, 2025 helpful_dragon Chaotic_Tendencies eats_your_fears
February 25, 2025 Green redhead personal_mental_assistant anti-normal extremely_extra beloved_by_the_Sun beloved_by_the_Moon the_Path_of_Power
February 24, 2025 no_such_thing Sorcerer's_Speed sad_face Lawful_Good Grandfather shortstack
February 23, 2025 little_bro shitty apologize magical_girl sapient wonder
February 22, 2025 please_don't pear
February 21, 2025 spikes Joyous punching_trees_to_get_wood obsessive bring_Heaven_to_Earth
February 20, 2025 125_IQ Hatsune_Miku shrine-master pair
February 19, 2025 assets Tree Raja_The_King_Snake Angel
February 18, 2025 from_the_depths illegal_magic in-group Stringy fatalistic brutalize dissociated
February 17, 2025 forgive_and_forget knocking_over_a_tower
February 16, 2025 Weak_Success worship_me
February 15, 2025 Woman start_a_war chaos Tomorrowland livelihood The_Trinity a_thousand_lasguns trash
February 14, 2025 the_Energy_Paradigm raven-haired pointy_ears
February 13, 2025 evil_chef bad_touch your_darling [mischievous_giggling]
February 12, 2025
February 11, 2025 go_outside_for_once artificial_sweetener tune Star half_dragon short_beard a_planetful_of_sane_people
February 10, 2025 hungry_for_blood it_keeps_happening the_absolute_madman yin_bong reasonable_normal_space Dreamdrive Shield highly_disturbed
February 9, 2025 Cousin
February 8, 2025 irony_detox yang_bong
February 7, 2025 filling_subspace_with_sand the_Void_is_full
February 6, 2025 slaving_away don't_break_it
February 5, 2025 inner_demons it's_been_a_long_day mind_control ethnostate
February 4, 2025 rushed absorbing_the_power
February 3, 2025 your yang_bong
February 2, 2025 gonna_blast
February 1, 2025 knocking_over_a_tower Tree ugly psychic_phone_charger tongue demonic secrets tortoise
January 31, 2025 me Treasure water
January 30, 2025 Yellow Chaotic_Neutral
January 29, 2025 Queen opposable_thumbs Leaping playing_pretend sapient
January 28, 2025 acting_like the_Power_Paradigm break_it_so_you_can_fix_it accountable_to_none my_darling going_on_a_raid new_fields_of_science
January 27, 2025 funderful make_him_happy God's_Will Powerful_Victory cut_it_out luminous_beings seed
January 26, 2025 you_little_shit tentacles Knife cute_nipples us youthful can't_wake_up very_derivative
January 25, 2025 entering_hyperspace assembling_a_better_world
January 24, 2025 fae_folk Good_Fortune extra_fluffy extra_work
January 23, 2025 don't_eat_the_rich_they_taste_bad long_legs
January 22, 2025 assembling_another_world
January 21, 2025 fun cheeseburger totally_wild wildly_off_track I_love_it
January 20, 2025 uncooked un-united explosion fire_up_the_woodchipper this_side
January 19, 2025 shower_of_light you_won't_see_it_coming extra_soupy soul_crystallization
January 18, 2025 sacred_lotus
January 17, 2025 Journey Home they're experience Secret_Nazi_occult_stuff can't_expect_God_to_do_all_the_work actual_real_psychic_phenomena
January 16, 2025 fox artificial_sweetener
January 15, 2025 sauce maybe not_an_argument lsd your apologize
January 14, 2025 self_titilation Biggus_Dickus powerful_juices brutalize scripture Angry
January 13, 2025 defeat_the_Enemy busy_just_trying_to_exist slumped_over be_fruitful_and_multiply entering_hyperspace
January 12, 2025 Buddha purchase_attention uncomfortable clean
January 11, 2025 catch_me_if_you_can too_ironic odd_in_an_odd_way plowing_fields black_knight actually_trustworthy lamia
January 10, 2025 Vampire insufficient_minerals 100_IQ a_few_days
January 9, 2025
January 8, 2025 eat_the_rich
January 7, 2025 Songbird
January 6, 2025 Sage can't_escape extra_sweet kundalini three
January 5, 2025 penguin invade glow-in-the-dark experience daydreaming_really_hard
January 4, 2025 Freud_was_right_about_you too_many_skeletons_in_the_closet totally_zen kicking_over_a_sandcastle gravity_magic aint_got_no_aesthetic
January 3, 2025 :heart: blowing_fat_clouds psychological_torture
January 2, 2025 dildo obsessive_compulsive_disorder peaceful_giant totally_normie tame seven_minutes_of_bliss
January 1, 2025

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